please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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