It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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