I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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