the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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