I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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