That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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