My hand turned me down
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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