we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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