so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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