Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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