wake up i wanna do it froggy style
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
