kristin has been a bad kristin
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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