Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just blew my weed a kiss
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I can't turn off my feet"
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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