I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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