I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Can I color on your dick again?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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