i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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