I don't think brook has ever known best
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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