Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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