did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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