dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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