ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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