i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm at about main and main street
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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