pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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