When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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