I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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