All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
MIDGETS
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If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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