Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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