is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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