we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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