this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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