I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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