Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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