if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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I need you to use more vowels.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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