But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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