i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It's never too late to be topless.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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