i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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