white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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