i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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