i wish peter jackson would direct porn
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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