there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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