Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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