Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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