Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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