its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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