yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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