Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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