I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
my shit smells like andre
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
foreskin is a definite game changer
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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