if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Randomize
