i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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