Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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