I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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