on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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