Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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