we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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