I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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