Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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