Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Im part way to drunk.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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