Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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