wrigley field is MILF paradise
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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